Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte
Monday September 19th 2011
Translation by Autumnson Blog

Ok, it’s really time to scratch my head… if only……….
This article is making the rounds now, what do you think?

PARIS – Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.
巴黎 - 檢驗拿破崙波拿巴遺體的科學家承認他們是“深感困惑”,由於在他的頭骨發現嵌入了一條半英寸長的微型晶片。(註:咁大條要這麼久才發現?!)

They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant – suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!
他們說,神秘的物體可能是一項外星人植入 - 表明法國的統治者曾一度被UFO綁架!
“The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal.
“Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events.
“Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!”
“現在我們有令人信服的證據,外星人在過去行動以影響人類歷史 - 並可能繼續這樣做!”
Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government.
“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained.
But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion.
“I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.”
“然後我用放大鏡看該區域 - 及被發現引致呆在當地,物體是某種超先進的微芯片。”
From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young.
“Napoleon vanished from sight for a period of several days in July 1794, when he was 25. He later claimed he’d been held prisoner during the Themidorian coup – but no record of that arrest exists. I believe that is when the abduction took place.”
“拿破崙在1794年7月25歲時從視線消失為期數天,他後來說他在Themidorian政變時被囚禁 - 但沒有那逮捕的記錄存在,我相信那是綁架發生的時間。“
From that time on, Napoleon’s rise was meteoric. By the next year, he’d been put in charge of the French army in Italy.
Miraculously, he was able to transform starving, rag-tag troops into a top-notch fighting force and to crush the Italians.
In 1804, after a string of startling victories, the pint-size general crowned himself emperor of France – and his empire soon expanded to include what is now Germany and Austria, as well as Switzerland, Italy and Denmark.

“Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.”

The implant could also explain Napoleon’s famous habit of holding his hand over his heart, he added.

“It’s possible that the device affected the electrical signals from his brain to his heart.”

By the time of his defeat by the British at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon had altered the face of Europe.

“What Western history would have been like had the aliens not intervened, we can only guess,” observed Dr. Dubois. “Thus we cannot know whether they acted to help mankind or harm us.”



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