Porn Studio Building 'Massive Underground Bunker' To Ride Out The 2012 Apocalypse
by Brandon Wenerd
September 9, 2011 at 1:45pm
Translation by Autumnson Blog
每一天，我被幾十份新聞稿和公關繕稿轟炸，一些受到注意，一些被忽略，這就是博客的生活。但昨天早上這一份 - 僅僅是因為主體的荒謬 - 引起我的注意。
Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual, the "Raw. Raunchy. Real" California-based skin flick production company, announced yesterday that they've "begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012." Spokesperson Quentin Boyer confirmed it. The porn company is trying to figure out a way to "thwart fate" and ride out Armageddon, currently scheduled for December 21, 2012, say some. If nothing else, the underground sex lair in the California hills will be a new location for the studio to broadcast from. That's probably a better explanation for why this zombie-proof fallout shelter will feature "multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and sophisticated content production studio." I'm sure the video cache is quite robust as well. Here's the full press-release from Pink Visual:
成人娛樂工作室粉紅視覺，那“原始的、淫蕩的、真正的”加州基地的抖皮膚生產公司，昨天宣布他們已經“開始一個巨大的地下掩體的建設工程，以為廣泛預期的全球天啟作準備，那由多種預言來源預計將在2012年年底發生，“發言人昆廷博耶證實。該色情公司在試圖找出一種方法來“人定勝天”並安然過渡阿米吉多頓，有人說目前預計在 2012年12月21日。如果沒事沒幹，在加州山的地下色情巢穴將是一個新的選址給工作室作廣播。那可能是一個更佳的解釋為什麼這防殭屍的原子塵避風塘，將採用“多重完全地進貨的酒吧，一個巨大的表演舞台和複雜的內容製作工作室。”我敢肯定，視頻貯藏室亦是相當堅實的。這裡是來自粉紅視覺的新聞發布全文：
VAN NUYS, Calif. – Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual announced today that the company has begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012.Interesting PR tactic, PV! We're just happy you're not trying to get our attention with another crappy porn parody. LA Weekly reports "1,200 to 1,500 people" will be allowed in the bunker, presumably to go out with a bang. So, how do you get on the list?
According to Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, the bunker is envisioned as “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave,” adding that the company “intends to ride out the 2012 apocalypse in style.”
“When we first began discussing this project, our initial vision wasn’t particularly ambitious,” Boyer said. “The idea was to create a shelter capable of sustaining only the Pink Visual staff and members of our immediate families. Then we started to think of all the performers, fans and business partners that helped make Pink Visual the success it is today, and we simply couldn’t bear the thought of leaving all those wonderful people behind to face the End of Days.”
While Pink Visual has declined to disclose the location of the bunker for the moment, citing “security concerns,” Boyer did relate a few details concerning some unexpected amenities that the shelter will feature, including multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and sophisticated content production studio.
“We’re not building this thing just to eke out a few more months of a deprived, downscaled existence,” Boyer said. “Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury, whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung Earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above. We also intend to maintain our website update schedule throughout the ordeal, even if those websites are only available on the bunker’s self-contained local network by that time.”
While Boyer conceded that building the bunker is “obviously a major undertaking” he said he remains confident that Pink Visual will complete all major construction by September, 2012, and that the bunker will be fully operational well before the end of the “Great Cycle” tracked by the Mayan Calendar Stone.
“We need to allow time for extensive quality control of our critical infrastructure, and the move-in process itself will be a logistical challenge,” Boyer said. “We’re very confident in our plan, and firm in our belief that Pink Visual, as well as our fans, friends and financiers, will survive and thrive in the Post-Apocalyptic Era.”
Boyer said that the company is still “actively and vigorously debating” the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who will take refuge in the bunker, adding that the selection process will “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and twitter followers getting priority over the general public.”
That's still up in the air, according to Boyer. "That's a question we're still debating, actually." He says the preferiential treatment goes to Pink Visual employees, owners, their immediate family members, some select business partners, and key performing talent. "For the rest of the spots, we're weighing a 'merit-based' approach that takes into account things like having a useful skill set (we'll need some doctors, for example), against having a lottery system," he adds. Boyer mentions doing a combination of both, with "some spots being designated based on merit, and others being assigned through a lottery drawn from a pool of our fans, customers and twitter followers." Before you ask, here's Pink Visual's Twitter.
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