UK authorities mimic CDC by revealing self-defense strategy for when 'zombies' invade
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Jonathan Benson, staff writer
Translation by Autumnson Blog
Well now authorities in the UK have apparently done the same thing, with supposedly "top secret" reports revealing contingency plans should there be an "outbreak" of zombies.
好了現在英國當局顯然在做同樣的事情，以應是“最高機密”的報告揭露如果有喪屍“爆發”的應急計劃。
According to a recent report in the UK's Guardian, a man by the name of "P Store" contacted officials in Bristol and asked what plans the city had in place in the event of an invasion by the undead. Peter Holt, the city's service director of communication and marketing, apparently responded to him by sharing a secret document that outlines preparation tactics for various levels of zombie invasion.
據英國衛報的最近一篇報導，一個以“P店”作名字的男人聯絡布里斯托爾的官員，並詢問該市當在活死人入侵時有什麼計劃在位。該市的溝通和市場營銷服務主管彼得霍爾特，顯然地回應他以分享一份秘密的文件，概述喪屍入侵時各個層次的準備戰術。
"Please note that this document contains various reactions as it has been considered that some information contained therein must be redacted for the purpose of safeguarding national security," states the letter's headline. It then goes on to detail instructions for dealing with four stages of zombie invasion: ambient zombie level, enhanced activity level, major outbreak, and zombie pandemic level.
“請注意這文件包含各種已曾被考慮的反應，即有些在其中含有的信息必須為維護國家安全目的而被校訂，”信件的標題指出。然後它接著詳列處理喪屍入侵四個階段的指示：周遭的喪屍水平、提高活動水平、重大疫情爆發和殭屍大流行的水平。
The rest of the report notes areas around town that are more prone to zombie invasion than others, and instructs the staff to whom the document was originally written to listen for certain codewords on radio and television that are indicative of a zombie invasion.
Even more bizarre are the instructions for dealing with a zombie should an individual run into one. "Fully connect the brain-stem from the body through either blunt force of full head removal," states the instructions. It also highlights the availability of handcuffs, tasers, protection suits, and other necessary equipment through the staff intranet.
The document was released in accordance with a Freedom of Information request, and is oddly similar to the strange announcement made by the CDC back in May.
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